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krisjener:

krisjener:

it’s coming to that time of year where sweater weather turns into sweaty weather

This is the wittiest thing I’ve ever said and I’m annoyed it has so few notes


nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her


incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.


spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯


You’re not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you.


oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life





vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle



it got better

vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

it got better